Ways to handle stress

Drive to work in reverse                 

Dance naked in front of your pets

Pay your electricity bill in one cent coins.

Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead

Make a list of "things to do" that already have been done.

Jam 29 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

When someone says "Have a nice day" - say you have other plans.

Leaf the National Geographic and draw underwear on all the tribesman.

Stare at people through the holes in a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Send your doctor a bill for the time you've spent in his waiting room.

Lie on your back eating celery, using your belly button as a salt dipper.

Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

Fill in your tax return in Roman numbers.

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One way to handle stress is to get a picture of your boss and tape it up on a hard surface and throw darts at him/her. That always makes me feel better because my boss/job is the cause for a lot of my stress.   (a trichster mom's idea)