How to Combat Trich

The vengeance of the Trichsters! Trich monsters to their own trich! Time
to get on the war path and strike back!

Trich's really so stupid: it's as naive as cartoon characters. Best way to cheat it is to stand in front of a mirror pretending to commiserate your own image: Then, unexpectedly turn round and say 'Look! That way!'. It always works, Trich will say 'WHERE?' and it's that moment when you run away as fast as you can. Never look into that mirror again and trich will be trapped in it forever.

Always, always works! Best to bury the mirror afterwards so that nobody else will catch your trich. That's why I occasionally have relapses:  it's because of careless buriers of trich.