"come here darling..............it's only a little punishment.......you have been shooting your mouth off again!"
"come here darling..............it's only
a little punishment.......you have been shooting your mouth off again!"
FOR MY DARLING
OLD MAN...............(who will never even ready this..).LOL!!!!!!
'Lady Bee,' is the name of a domesticated lioness, who lives way
down in the southernmost tip of Southern Africa. There are certain
advantages to being a domesticated lioness, firstly she is Jewish, she
is a vegetarian, having learnt not to eat her fellow man, and also she
has learnt not to over populate the world, with other malformed lions.
From her vantage point, under the Marula trees, where she lies
in the hot noon day sun, she has observed "life ?" Her stories of Africa,
the people she has encountered and her adventures, are documented here,
and what she has done...is to open her diary for you......oh! and
some of her favourite recipes.....most of which she has made up...and some
of which she is passing on from the people she has met in her beloved Africa.
and this is the story of the lioness and her man..........
There was once upon a time, the luckiest 22 year old, 'flower child' who after going through a divorce, decided that she would save her pennies, conquer the world, and learn to play the flute.
Happily, her interfering (Jewish mama) , had other ideas for her, and after threatening to break every bone in her (then skinny) body, she agreed to meet the divorced man, (the one mama picked out for her) . That he had four children, mama forgot to mention. ( a mere trifle?) 'kvetch, kevtch, kevtch.
Meantime, one look at this spe-ci-man, chain-smoking, in his 3o year old Charcoal suit, slicked down hair, and gorgeous eyebrows, and she was HOOKED!
"YUMMY!" she thought, licking her cruel, sexy lips, "this one I am gonna Eat!"
Trying him out, and training this 'dish,' was not the easiest of tasks, but perserverence is the motto of any lioness hunting in the noon day sun, and all was accomplished without too much fuss.
30 years down the line, having added two more cubs to the lair, she looks at him, while he rests on his Harley, and reaslises that life is so short........where has the time gone?
*yawn* taken by "Julian-the-chef" who was out here for a visit..........dankie Julian darling. More later.......( I am checking up to see if he keeps his money in there.).....LOL!!!!!! hmmmmm.....bad pic, I have Red Hair and am really rather beautiful..........tra la la
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